1. Hmm, did I even press print…
2. If I make a coffee now, I’m going to feel like a Starbucks barista
3. How many toilet visits is too many toilet visits?
4. Also, can I take my phone?
5. If I shut my eyes for a second, can I pass it off as thinking really really hard?
6. Will someone please open that bag of sweets. I WILL NOT CAVE FIRST
7. I know I’ve got lunch, but… bakery
8. Are people going to get annoyed if I bulk book my holidays into their calendars for the next 8 months?
9. Is someone going to answer that?
10. Is she pregnant or?
11. When is this meeting going to end…
12. What was I literally just working on?
13. Please, please don’t be a sales call, please don’t be a sales call. Crap…
14. Another meeting in the diary… fab
15. I’m pretty sure my body is shutting down from lack of caffeine.
16. Can I eat this bread that’s 6 days out of date?
17. FREE SANDWICHES. OMG I LOVE IT HERE!
18. Ahh Friday again, you beautiful, beautiful being.