The 18 Thoughts All Office Workers Know Too Well

Oh the joys of working in an office… and the 18 thoughts all office workers know too well…

Sometimes there is nothing better than being an office worker, but then, on the other hand, the constant smell of tuna sandwiches and bits of crisps everywhere can be all but a bit overwhelming – in my opinion anyway!

You make friends for life, learn about each other on levels you never knew were possible (no I didn’t know you’d rather have no hands than no feet) and all try and get through the working day together – what a team effort!

I’ve written this satirical post to make fun of the things that we become all too accustomed to when we work in an office, and as most of us do that by now, I’m hoping some of these resonate and put a smile on your face!

1. Hmm, did I even press print…

2. If I make a coffee now, I’m going to feel like a Starbucks barista

3. How many toilet visits is too many toilet visits?

4. Also, can I take my phone?

5. If I shut my eyes for a second, can I pass it off as thinking really really hard?

6. Will someone please open that bag of sweets. I WILL NOT CAVE FIRST

7. I know I’ve got lunch, but… bakery

8. Are people going to get annoyed if I bulk book my holidays into their calendars for the next 8 months?

9. Is someone going to answer that?

10. Is she pregnant or?

11. When is this meeting going to end…

12. What was I literally just working on?

13. Please, please don’t be a sales call, please don’t be a sales call. Crap…

14. Another meeting in the diary… fab

15.  I’m pretty sure my body is shutting down from lack of caffeine.

16. Can I eat this bread that’s 6 days out of date?

17. FREE SANDWICHES. OMG I LOVE IT HERE!

18. Ahh Friday again, you beautiful, beautiful being.