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Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Food | 20 Signs You're a Self-Confessed Food Lover

1. You are constantly thinking about your next meal, and if you aren't, you're probably asleep

2. The majority of your wage goes on eating out 

3. You think it’s amusing when people get ‘full’ off the pre-starter bread

4. You don't really need to see the menu because you've rehearsed it from the restaurant's website in anticipation, but you take one to avoid embarrassment

5. You have a mild panic attack when people say that don't want a starter 

6. You have your Instagram filter already picked out before the food has even arrived 

7. You get exasperated if the waiter waits too long to give you the dessert menu 

8. Set menus are your best friend

9. 90% of your social media consists of arty pictures of food from different angles

10. You can’t go a couple of hours without some form of snack

11. Your perfect job would be a restaurant critic

12. You wish you were in some way related to Mary Berry

13. You spend most of your workday asking people what they have for lunch/dinner

14. You have no room in your drawers at work because they are full of food

15. The majority of your Sky box is full of MasterChef/Bake Off or anything featuring Jamie Oliver

16. You are attracted to anyone who can cook… regardless of gender

17. You die a little inside when people say that aren’t that bothered about food

18. You eat the bulk of your ingredients whilst you are cooking

19. You can't deal with slow eaters

20. You have more cookbooks than anyone else you know (not that you even use them...) 
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