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Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Food | 20 Signs You're a Self-Confessed Food Lover

You are constantly thinking about your next meal, and if you aren't, you're probably asleep

The majority of your wage goes on eating out 

You think it’s amusing when people get ‘full’ off the pre-starter bread

You don't really need to see the menu because you've rehearsed it from the restaurant's website in anticipation, but you take one to avoid embarrassment

You have a mild panic attack when people say that don't want a starter 

You have your instagram filter already picked out before the food has even arrived 

You get exasperated if the waiter waits too long to give you the dessert menu 

Set menus are your best friend

90% of your social media consists of arty pictures of food from different angles

You can’t go a couple of hours without some form of snack

Your perfect job would be a restaurant critic

You wish you were in some way related to Mary Berry

You spend most of your work day asking people what they have for lunch/dinner

You have no room in your drawers at work because they are full of food

The majority of your sky box is full of masterchef/bake off or anything featuring Jamie Oliver

You are attracted to anyone who can cook… regardless of gender

You die a little inside when people say that aren’t that bothered about food

You eat the bulk of your ingredients whilst you are cooking

You despise slow eaters

You have more cook books than anyone else you know (not that you use them) 
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